Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Master Is So JEALOUS Of SME Bosses Now!



* Thought Master is running a 'small' business of his own? LOL! Maybe his business is so 'small' that he cannot qualify for any government grants! LOL! Sour grapes much! 

So sad! Desperately waiting for government handout of $600! Continue porridge FIRE! LOL!

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Rants Of A Master Slipping Into The Ranks Of The Poor. Sad!




* Master is in his late 30s with an elder brother. Assuming his parents bought their HDB flat before his brother was born, the flat would have 60 years of lease left. Not a pretty sight! LOL!

With a portfolio that is perpetually deep red and a property that is depreciating in value, Master's net worth is decaying! LOL! 

With no income, his ability to grow his portfolio beyond the inflation rate is greatly hampered! LOL! With no CPF savings, he cannot afford to sell away his old flat and upgrade to a condo or even downgrade to a smaller flat! LOL!


Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Master Is Left Behind By The Boat!



*F&N, HRnet & Propnex still stuck at the port! LOL!
DBS barely leaving the port! LOL!



Friday, May 15, 2020

A Cautionary Tale For Master 30 Years From Now!

*Will Master be staring at something like this 30 years from now? LOL!



Master has little to no CPF savings! He has absolutely no intention of doing any voluntary top-ups!

Wonder how he would feel at 65, when he sees people in his age group collecting 4-figure monthly payouts from CPF! LOL! Maybe emo max? LOL!

No safety net at 65 is scary! LOL!

Friday, May 8, 2020

Master Otaku Is In A Poetic Mood During Circuit Breaker




Allow me to dedicate a poem to Master! LOL!


Whether market up
Whether market down
Lim pei dunno
So create polls
Whether boat gone
Whether boat returns
Lim pei dunno
So create polls

P/E ratio high
Lim pei sell
P/E ratio low
Lim pei buy
Invest like a man
Buy on the cheap
Sell my winners
Keep my losers
Fearful of criticisms
Resentful of undercuts

No job?
Dun care!
No CPF savings?
Dun care!
Jiak Cai Png?
Dun care!
Emo max?
Block! Block! Block!
Laugh until teeth drop!


Sunday, May 3, 2020

Cai Png '菜饭' FIRE Backfired! Master Switched To Porridge FIRE Now!



**Master is so pitiful! Oh, Poor thing! 

Last time, can order '2 vegetables + 1 meat' combo at the Cai Png stall. Jiak FULL FULL! Shiok! LOL!

Now, due to dividend cuts, downgrade to eat porridge! LOL!